New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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