i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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