I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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