I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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