did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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