ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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