i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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