What a fucking waste of an outfit
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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