she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
