I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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