butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
