1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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