I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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