I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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