I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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