after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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