how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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