even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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