when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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