I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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