Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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