Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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