I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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