I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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