Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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