I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We need a shit load of segways right now
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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