Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I cut my penus on the lid.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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