Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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