...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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