do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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