Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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