My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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