You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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