WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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