she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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