dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Damn victory sex feels great
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