Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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