Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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