You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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