I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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