Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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