I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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