: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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