I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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