wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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