I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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