I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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