youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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