I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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