I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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