It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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